Tooting My Own Horn !!

You seriously have to check out the post I did here on Jess's blog. I crack myself up. Even if I am laughing by myself. Toot! Toot!

I got nothin', people!

I know. I know. What the heck is she doing? Why hasn't she blogged? Well, I do have a few excuses. But, I'm guessing that none of them are going to satisfy you. So, if you really really need a little fix, you can check out the two guest posts I contributed to over here. I'll be doing another one tomorrow too.

Don't worry though. I will return. Maybe I'll even catch some good blog juju from Jessica's blog while she's swimmin' with the fishies in Hawaii. I better get one darn good souvenir, that's all I'm sayin'.

Lord, Help my I-pod

Well, she may be the only Cyrus to make one of my playlists. Even if it is the "Hi my Name is Liz and I am the 27 year old who screamed on the radio when I won backstage passes to Ashlee Simpson and I'm completely addicted to 12-year old girl music" playlist.

Ladies: Grab your turkey baster, wisk, hairbrush or other faux microphone of your choice and crank it up.

Gentleman: Be sure to wipe up your drool puddle after watching the newest Britney in the making.

Miley Cyrus : "See You Again"

On second thought...

It may be quite possible that an all night marathon of Jon and Kate +8 episodes may not have been the best choice of entertainment the night before our first infertility appointment.

If I ever make 10 children hold on to a string of colored rings while trekking through Chocolate World, please smack me repeatedly until I swear to never do it again.